It's Smashley!

here is my weather forecast for the next week.  At least there is the promise of snow.

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smashley:

michaelmcgee:

flawlessfumbles:

why is it snowing everywhere else BUT here? and why am i leaving here, going south, when it does start snowing? for a whole week?

It’s a beautiful day today.

This is my exact question.  I live in Canada.  WHY DO I HAVE NO SNOW?  I am going to Whistler in 2 weeks.  There better be like 20 inches of fresh powder when I get there or else CHRISTMAS IS RUINED

Several places in the south got snow…Atlanta got next to nothing. And now it’s sunny out, but still fucking cold (ruining my plan to get drunk and taunt Lee Corso outside the Georgia Dome later today.)

I don’t get the weather anymore.  I think at some point in my Cdn beer drunk last night I philosophized that it would be fantastic when global warming caused Canada to have the fantastic warm weather that I left behind and Atlanta became the new Great White South.

Go fry some gators today.  Take one home and then never call her again, or something for me please.  There is gator drama taking place on my dad’s fb between all of his old friends and the one who is a die-hard UF fan.

michaelmcgee:

flawlessfumbles:

why is it snowing everywhere else BUT here? and why am i leaving here, going south, when it does start snowing? for a whole week?

It’s a beautiful day today.

This is my exact question.  I live in Canada.  WHY DO I HAVE NO SNOW?  I am going to Whistler in 2 weeks.  There better be like 20 inches of fresh powder when I get there or else CHRISTMAS IS RUINED

napoleonsbattleplan:

Vancouver is awesome.

2 weeks.  2 weeks.  2 weeks.

BLING

OMG

we discovered that my new phone has clip art that you can put on photos last night

NO BIGGIE

A snuggie.  Seriously.  I already basically know what I am getting, but that would be the best surprise present ever. I spent the other night justifying them to Lindsay and now she wants one too.  SNUGGIE PARTIES

coketalk:

What would it sound like if Kid Cudi smoked meth instead of weed? Apparantly, Steve Aoki answered that question with the above remix of Pursuit of Happiness.

I’m too lazy to remember if I reblogged this the other day, but I know I liked it to remind myself to listen to it because I knew that it would be gold.

I take it back.  It’s better than gold.  It’s Justin Bieber status on my playlist now.  WHICH MEANS WAY UP THERE ON SONGS THAT I LOVE

*I have bad musical taste, but I know that this is good

terrormarie:

A Christmas present for you, Tumblr.

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I meat to reblog this yesterday.  I’m glad that Tara has the same adoration for Christmas that I do.

brentgilliard:

twothirty:

thedailywhat:

Spot-On Impression of the Day: Stephen Colbert does a (seemingly) extemporaneous impression of a nuclear explosion, which turns out to be one of the funniest things of all time.

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Colbert is a genius.

The best part is when he does the house. I laughed so hard I’m crying.

stfumarrieds:

Submitted by Whitlock

I have a question that doesn’t apply, but is there now a facebook language called how we will talk in the future?  what language setting is that? I want to change everyone’s facebook to this as a joke.

aperfectspread:

wouldyoueatthis:

Old Timer’s Breakfast (Two scrambled eggs, Grits, Sawmill Gravy, Homemade Buttermilk Biscuits, Hashbrown Casserole, Thick-Sliced Bacon) from Cracker Barrel somewhere in Southern Illinois.

Would you eat this?

is this even a question?  I wish it was healthy or even reasonable to eat this every morning.

txtsfrmlstnght:

(360): not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny’s. i didnt even know that was possible.

devyn???