February 2010
For Sale or Trade: One Girlfriend
michaelthomas:
she responds to the name: lush, boozehound, or courtney.
she comes in good to fair condition, equipped with some ruuuude titties; will cook and clean but will sometimes give you epic headaches from her non-stop drunken nagging and yelling.
for the most part she is housebroken and will be a good companion.
$1500.00 obo but will trade for a Macbook Pro.
you hush. Court has...
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why did no one tell me how good Whip It was?
max and ruby are the bane of my existence
deeznutsinyoface:
barelytrying:
(via deeznutsinyoface)
Cailou is way worse.
cailou….. no words……..
why is everything red, blue, yellow, or green? and how lazy are the animators?
ok, I don’t have kids or anything, so I know I’m not the expert here, but I like Caillou. Especially in French. I used to nanny for a little guy who loved Caillou so we watched it daily. Also we...
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orangedawn:
How did I get to 423 friends on Facebook? I don’t like that many people.
My reply: Yeah, I have almost 900, but most of those I only add to judge
adventures-of-panda:
Broken Social Scene-...
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January 2010
I'm still at Lindsay's
Because she offered me booze and food. And movies. And because I don’t really like going home that much anyways.
So tonight’s menu is pizza, pot stickers, and ginger beef, white russians and wine, and Whip it and Sunshine Cleaning.
But I have my gym clothes and we are going to the gym tomorrow.
(720): She swallowed my jizz and then took a shot...
TARA, this is your soulmate (is this real life?)
If we're not friends on last.fm, you can add me
smashley23
I also feel that it’s worthwhile mentioning here that sometimes I join beta websites just to make sure that I can secure the smashley username.
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I've been getting pissed off with last.fm for 2...
just realized it’s cuz I never changed my password in my scrobbler
I’m really good with technology
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I just asked Linds if we could wear our sweats to...
maybe we’ll get on the website
irunfrombears:
Delicate by Damien Rice
So why...
I told boy that I would only come and visit when...
he is a Leafs fan, I am a Habs fan.
Thank God the Leafs lost.
while watching Finding Nemo:
Lindsay: “oh! We have sushi!”
@llw
well, I mean, I probably need more details than that, but I could be interested
@alaskamiller @irunfrombears
yeah, I am not getting a US made car. Unless it’s a new one and they want to give me a sweet effing discount.
And it will be older, but how many km’s is too many?
4wheel drive is actually not super necessary in most of southern Canada… my parents have a 4 wheel drive SUV but also their road doesn’t get de-iced for days at a time.
Appreciate the input!!!
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Do you know anything about cars?
I am doing this scary thing and taking a step into adulthood by buying a car. Yes, I am almost 26 and only now buying myself a car, not important. Anyways. I have been looking at cars online and I have realized that I literally don’t know what to look for.
Here are things that are important to me:
I want it to cost around $5k (or less) so it will obviously be a used car. I just...
just got told that my ass looks "tappable" in my...
I am wearing my grubby cleaning jeans. I will take that compliment, thank you roomate
I'm lying in bed watching Clifford with my...
You’re jealous
orangedawn:
I love rice. Really really love it. It makes me happy.
are you drunk without me? Did you have sushi? I NEED TO KNOW EVERY DETAIL OF YOUR LIFE
The 'Devil' Writes Pat Robertson A Letter - The... →
(via orangedawn)
addendum to the this is important post
Lindsay (my best friend) has been telling me the same thing as Court for 2 years. Sorry I referenced Court instead of Linds. Also you should follow Linds to motivate her to post more
addendum to the this is important post
Lindsay (my best friend) has been telling me the same thing as Court for 2 years. Sorry I referenced Court instead of Linds. Also you should follow Linds to motivate her to post more
can someone please give me advice about carpal...
IT HURTS LIKE A BITCH AND MY JOB INVOLVES A LOT OF FUCKING TYPING
teainwonderland asked: What is your most favourite caffeinated beverage of all?
let's chat →
beakbeak:
blocksonblox:
All my applications are in. Whew! Now comes the waiting game. I’ve decided that waiting isn’t fun so in the meantime…I’m working on getting rock-hard abs.
If I’m accepted into a program, looks like I’m moving to:
Austin, TX
New Orleans, LA
or staying in Cincinnati
(I secretly want NOLA!)
I would come visit in any of these places. Or anywhere, really…does it...
“Bill and Melinda Gates announced plans Friday to invest $10 billion in the fight...”
– Gates: $10B vaccine program could save 8.7M lives - CNN.com
Sometimes all the zeros blur together and I miss stories like this on the first read through. So Bill Gates gave away some money. Big deal.
No. Bill gates plan to invest $10 billion dollars. $10,000,000,000. And it could save nine million...
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oh yes, I did just change out of my sweats into a...
it’s the long distance equiv of a date and I would bring the girls on a date too
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This is important
A conversation with the beautiful and intelligent Court made me think of this today. This is going to be more serious, and I don’t know that it will add any value to your life, but I need to write it out for myself.
You.Deserve.Love. We all are deserving of love. We all deserve to have someone adore us, and to spend as much time thinking about us as we think about them. We deserve to be...
Me (in the middle of a story): So we call her Blowjob Brandy, right?
Ash: I want a nickname like that
_________
And that's how I got the nickname Anal Ashley. NOT as good as blowjob Brandy : (
What year is it where Rick Sanchez is?
piscesinpurple:
(via jhnbrssndn)
Strawberry.
it is kind of like listening to Grandpa explain the world today huh?
who is my doppleganger?
My office is 10 degrees cooler than the rest of the office So yes, that was me who just turned up the office temp to 80F
Today is becoming frustrating, very quickly. It is impossible for me to do my job well if you don’t tell me what to do; or tell me what to do and then do the exact opposite. I want wine. I want wine and I want trashy reality tv and my bed and my sweats and the heat up.
I really need to fix the fan on my laptop
especially since my laptop is burning my lap right now
shows about first time home buyers infuriate me
“oh, only a 3 car garage? We really wanted 4”
“this gigantic kitchen is painted a color that I dislike. Even though everything else is perfect I will keep griping about the color of the kitchen.”
“uggg, a Jacuzzi in the master bath? do not want?”
Hate you all. Please give me my goals
don’t be jealous, but my job right now involves filling up heart goodie bags with conversation hearts, cinamon hearts, and chocolate hearts. Except I accidentally ate most of the chocolate hearts. Yup, this is my work. Later I might go give people heart stickers. Please note, I do not work with children.
um. My friend who works for Google has as his facebook status “pretty sure the internet is going to break today.” That seems ominous. Not that Google is the internet, but um.